Silly Billy

(Its a translation of a popular joke from my country. My English is a bit rusty. )

So Silly Billy was driving and he had a door on the roof of his car. A Police Officer pulled him over.

Police Officer - Where are you taking this door?

Billy - Oh, I am taking it to the locksmith.

Police - What?.... Why?

Billy - Oh I lost my key and I need to unlock the lock.

Officer laughed a bit and asked

Police - What if a theif gets into your house?

Billy - No one can get in my house. I got the door right here.


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