(Its a translation of a popular joke from my country. My English is a bit rusty. )
So Silly Billy was driving and he had a door on the roof of his car. A Police Officer pulled him over.
Police Officer - Where are you taking this door?
Billy - Oh, I am taking it to the locksmith.
Police - What?.... Why?
Billy - Oh I lost my key and I need to unlock the lock.
Officer laughed a bit and asked
Police - What if a theif gets into your house?
Billy - No one can get in my house. I got the door right here.
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