Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: "A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played."Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a city in China."
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