I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near my end. While I'm
being used, a white, creamy substance appears on my end, and i
am forced into a dark hole and thrusted back and forth in little
circles, do you know what I am?
I'm a toothbrush!! I know what you were thinking, you sick
person.
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