A police office pulls over a married couple, and approaches the man behind the wheel.
"Sir, I pulled you over because you were speeding back there."
"I wasn't speeding, officer," the driver says.
"Now honey," his wife interjects. "Be honest, tell the officer the truth, you were speeding."
The man turns his face to his wife, and through clenched teeth he yells, "Shut-up, Bitch!"
The officer continues, "I also noticed you aren't wearing your seat belt."
"No, I had it on, officer," the man replies. "I took it off just now to get my license out of my wallet."
"Now honey," she says. "Don't lie to the officer, you know you weren't wearing your seat belt."
The man again turns his face to his wife, with more rage in his face, he yells, "Shut-up, Bitch!!!"
The officer, taken back by their interaction, walks around to the passenger side of the car, and leans in close to the wife.
"M'am, does your husband always speak to you like this?"
"Oh no, officer," she replies. "Only when he's been drinking."
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