Shortly after giving birth...

Doctors rush the young woman's baby away citing complications.

After a few anxious moments a doctor returns and tells the young woman he has both some good news, and some bad news.

Naturally, having been presented the options the new mother opts for the bad news first...

"Well I'm afraid to say miss that your baby is Ginger" the doctor delivers the news cautiously.

"Oh, ok, well, what's the good news?" she asks nervously.

"It's dead"

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