Guy is shopping around for a prostitute when he sees a sign that reads "Blowjob and a song." So he goes in and pays. The lady comes in and says she'll sing for him while she blows him, but the lights must be out. He agrees.
So she turns out the lights and goes to work. She starts sucking and singing perfectly. The whole time the guy can't figure out how her voice isnt muffled, but she gets him off as she finishes the song and he goes on his way.
He cant stop thinking about how amazing a skill it was, so he goes back with a flashlight. He pays and enters the room. The lights go out and she starts sucking and singing. He gets the flashlight out and the first thing he can see on the table is a glass eye.
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