A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging.
He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?"
The robber replies, "Yes your honor."
The judge, even more perplexed asks, "And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress," says the robber.
The judge checks with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice."
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