Coworker (R): So a boy I like told me I was his second choice...
Me: I'm sorry to hear that!
R: Well at least Jesus is my first choice (sarcastic)
Me: Well who is Jesus's first choice?
R: Mary probably.
Me: Who is Mary's first choice?
R: Go-
Me: Clearly not Jospeh!
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