A depressed girl in a wheelchair is on a pier watching the sunset, crying. Handsome dude asks "what is wrong?" Girl says "I've never been kissed" so he wipes away the tears and kisses her. "Now you've been kissed!"
She is happy. But weeks later on the pier, crying again, handsome guy sees her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been f*cked!"
He picks her up, walks over to the end of the pier, and throws her into the water. Yells at her "now you're fu*ked!"
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