During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the
team's cheerleaders.
The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You
are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite
woman? She is no bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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