Doctor Watson was told by Sherlock Holmes' gardener that there was a doubtful looking schoolgirl in Holmes' bedroom. Watson heard strange muffled sounds coming from the bedroom and, fearing that Holmes was danger, broke down the door to find Holmes and the girl indulging in a 69."Good God Holmes!" said Watson, "What kind of a schoolgirl is this?""Elementary, my dear Watson, Elementary."
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