Sherlock Holmes and Watson, one day, decided to go camping. They set up the tent, put down the sleeping bags, and before they knew it, they had fallen asleep.
At the stroke of midnight, Sherlock bolted up and whispered, "Watson, do you notice anything...odd about this situation?" Watson was irked at being woken up so early, but he asked, "Is it that there isn't a star in the sky?" "No," Sherlock replied. "Is it the moon in a waxing crescent?" "No." Watson, annoyed, replied, "Well tell me already! I'm impatient." Sherlock sighed, then said, "Our tent has been stolen."
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