One night Holmes and Watson decide to go camping. They set up their tent and fall asleep. After hearing a noise in the middle of the night they both wake up.
Holmes points up and asks Watson what he is able to deduce. Watson looks at the sky at sees thousands of stars. Watson says "Given the amount of stars in the universe and the amount of planets that orbit around them, there must be other life in the universe. "
Holmes sighs and says "No you idiot, someone stole our tent!"
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