I was talking to my girlfriend about the periodic table, she has the whole thing memorized. When she says, “You can spell names with the elements if you find the right combination of letters.”
“What about names that start with D?”
“Well, there is Ds, Db and Dy, but no D.”
“Oh there is a D alright and you will get it.”
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