Sex tips

Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says
to the other, "How's your sex life buddy?"


The other guy says, "Not too good. Every time me and my wife
have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very
frustrating."


The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have
the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol
under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply
fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got
all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years
ago."


The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that."


The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says,
"How did you get on with the starter pistol?"


The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols!
Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost
interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just
like you said."


The first guy says, "So what happened?"


The other guy says, "She bit my cock, shit in my face, and a man
came out of the closet with his hands up!"