A man goes into a porn shop and asks for an inflatable sex doll.
"Certainly, Sir," says the proprietor. "Would you like a Christian one or a Muslim one?"
"What's the difference?" asks the man.
"Well," replies the proprietor, "the Muslim one blows herself up."
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