A horny, young boy asks his girlfriend, "Would you like to have sex at my place?"
After careful consideration, she says, "Yes!"
The boy's a little worried, so he tells her, "Great, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother. He's not very bright, so he'll probably think we're making sandwiches. Let's have a secret code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later that night, the girl is moaning passionately , "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"
The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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