The department of defense, in an effort to cut some costs decides to offer severance packages to some superfluous higher ranking officers. The offer is an honorable discharge and $1,000 for every inch between two points of their body of their choosing.
A Navy admiral takes this opportunity and heads into the medical office to have his two locations measured. He picks the tip of his big toe and the top of his forehead. The doctor measures 77 inches and off he goes to enjoy civilian life.
Next up is an Air Force general. He plans ahead a little better and raises his arm all the way up and stands of his toes and the doctor measures 99 inches. Out the door he goes nearly $100,000 richer and a civilian.
The last one to take the buy out is an Army General. The doctor asks him which two points he'd like measured and he replies;
"The tip of my penis to the base of my left testicle."
The doctor is a little taken aback at this and reminds the man that no matter how well hung he is, he's probably short changing himself. The general assures the doctor that he knows what he's doing and would like to proceed.
"Ok, suit yourself sir. Drop your pants.", says the doctor who kneels down with his measuring tape.
"Wait a minute! Where the hell is your left testicle?!", exclaims the shocked doctor.
"Heh, Vietnam."
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