[seriously] Joke Request or Challenge, however you want to look at tit.

I am not as creative, nor as clever as many of you. So that is why I am asking for help.

I have a router that broadcasts 3 signals: 2 are mine (2.4Ghz, and 5Ghz) the 3rd is guest (which is optional) access.

I would like a witty or cleaver name to use in these 2 slots. They have a max of 32 characters.

Thank you for your time.

edit: in spirit for the title typo that I just noticed, here are some boobs for those that don't want to help http://i.imgur.com/mYfg770.gif

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