This drunk is sitting in a rocking chair in front of the fire, when the rocking chair knocks against an empty bottle of whiskey. He picks it up and hurling it in the fireplace yells. “You cost me my dignity and self-respect!”
A while later another empty bottle comes to notice on the coffee table. Again it is hurled in to the fire “you cost me the love of my family!”
Another empty is found on the floor and hurled with a “you………cost me my health and ruined my finances!”
The drunks eye falls on another empty, he grabs it and is about to hurl it in to the fire when he notices about 2 sips worth left in the bottom. “YOU!!!.........this has got fuck all to do with you".
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