Congrats to Dennis Leary. His new show "Sex Drugs & Rock 'N Roll" somehow managed to make all three boring!
They're making a movie about both upcoming conventions; 'Citizen Vane'.
The National Weather Service says there's a dangerous heat dome hovering over the U.S. What else is new...it's an election year!
There's a dangerous heat dome hovering over the U S It's going to be so hot & sticky it'll be like being in Christine Aguilera's dressing room.
The first time I got undressed in front of a woman was confusing. She got really excited, but then screamed & got off the elevator!
On this day in 1955 Disneyland opened. Oddly enough, several of the the original patrons are still waiting in line there!
Tim Tebow will speak at the Republican convention. It'll be great to see someone there who knows the commandments who hasn't yet broken them all!
A study claims Hilary Clinton's polling really low with evangelical voters. Really, religious people don't trust her...go figure!
I'm writing a sex manual. It's called, "Quit complaining the neighbors keep laughing"!
Today's Inspirational Thought; Marriage is the act of disguising your most disgusting faults as charming idiosyncrasies!
The first persons to do drugs are said to be the Mayan's. No wonder they screwed up the calendar!
IRS agents are like pit-bulls. They smell fear and won't let go until all the life's been drained from you...also don't try to pet them.
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