A 64-year old man was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. Just then a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year old woman who I recently married." "What's wrong with that?" the you man asks. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home, we make love again and then she prepares my favourite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best a man could want. And at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." The old man breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him and says, "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect realationship. Why on earth are you crying??" The senile old man answers through his tears, "I forgot where I live!!!"
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