A guy successfully picks up a woman during a night out and brings her home for some casual sex. By the time they get to his apartment, they're both unbelievably horny. The front door has barely shut before they start making passionate love, stripping each others' clothes off on the way to the bedroom. They get to the bed, and not wanting to disappoint, he gives her his best. With each thrust, he notices her toes are curling. Proudly, he thinks, "I must really be getting her off!" They finish, and eventually go to sleep. In the morning, they decide to have another go in the shower. He's giving it to her even harder than he did the night before, but he can't seem to get the same toe-curling reaction. They both climax, and afterwards, while they're getting dressed, he asks her, "Last night, when we made love, you seemed more into it than you did this morning. Did I do something wrong?"
"No," she said. "You were great! Why do you ask?"
"Well, I noticed that last night your toes were curling, and this morning they weren't."
"That's because I wasn't wearing my pantyhose this time."
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