A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house.
While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?'
The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.'
'I am.'
'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'
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