Herma was a few days away from home when visiting her mom. When she comes back home her son Jack says to her: 'Mommie can I tell you something, yesterday I was playing under daddy en mommies bed when daddy and the neighbour walk in all naked. Daddy puts her on the bed and goes on top of her and -. 'Stop there Jack, tell this to daddy when he comes home !'
A few hours later daddy comes home and she is all pissed. 'You filthy bastard ! I wont stay with you.' 'why not?', asks the husband. 'Tell him what you saw'. Well I was playing under the bed and then you walk in with our neighbour and go on top of her and do the same thing mommie dis to uncle Henry last summer when you were on a business'.
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