A newscaster had an interview with a couple who had been happily married for 40 years. Of course the interview started with asking - what is the secret to such a long and happy marriage - the husband was glad to oblige
"you see, the secret is that when we were first married we practiced every room sex - we would have sex in every room of the house"
"then when the kids were born, we went to bedroom sex, only had sex in the bedroom when the kids were asleep"
"now we practice hallway sex"
The interviewer interrupted and asked - "how can you go from bedroom sex to hallway sex?"
The husband answered - "It's easy, now we pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you"
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