Seamus was hammering the cladding onto the walls on one side of the house, while Patrick was doing the same on the other side.
After a wee while Seamus begins to notice that Patrick was swearing away a good deal more than he usually did, so he decided to wander over to the other side of the house to see what was wrong.
"Hey, Patrick, what's troubling you so mightily?" asked Seamus.
"Well, you see, it's these nails," said Patrick, gesturing towards the bucket of nails sitting beside him. "A lot of them are faulty. When I pull one out, half the time it's facing the wrong way."
"You idiot, Patrick!" said Seamus. "They're for my side of the house."
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