The Bartender tells her "No ties!"
The woman holds up her scarf and realizes the Bartenders mistake. She says "Oh, you must be mistaken, this isn't a tie, it's a scarf!"
The bartender responds "For god's sake I *know* that it's a scarf. Your scarf isn't the problem, it's your penis!"
Unfortunately it doesn't work too well when it's not said outloud.
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