Se encuentran dos amigos en un bar y uno le dice al otro:
"Vamos a hacer un negocio, �Cu�nto me das si te vendo a mi suegra?"
El otro responde:
"Por tu suegra, ni un centavo."
"Okay, trato hecho."
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