Theres a woman on the beach with no arms and no legs.....She starts crying. A man walks over to her and says Miss whats wrong?....She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been hugged. So he picks her up and gives her a hug.....He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks back over and says whats wrong now?.. she says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been kissed....SO he picks her up and kisses her and lays her back down. He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks over and says now whats wrong.?..She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been screwed...So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now your screwed!
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