A Scottish Presbyterian is rescued after many years on a desert island. As he stands on the deck of the rescuing vessel, the captain says to him, "I thought you were stranded alone. How come I can see three huts on the beach?"
- "Well," replies the castaway, "that one there is my house and that one there is where I go to church."
- "And the third one?" asks the skipper.
- "Oh, that's my old church."
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