Two Irish men are fishing on a lake when one of them reels in something strange. The Irishman sees he has reeled in a magic lamp and a genie pops out. The genie says to the one man "thank you for freeing me from that lamp. I have been trapped in there for ages. To show my thanks I shall grant you one wish." The one Irishman thinks for a second and wishes for the whole lake to turn into beer. The lake is instantly changed and the genie goes on his way. The wisher looks at his friend and says "what do you think about that?" The other Irishman replies "I think you're an asshole, now we have to piss in the boat."
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