An Englishman walks into a Scottish mans bakery.
"How much is this cake here?", the Englishman says, pointing at a cake.
"Wan pound" says the Scotsman. "In fact, aw ma cakes are wan pound, apart fae that wan, which is 2 pound" and the Scotsman points to a different cake.
"Why is that one 2 pound?" asks the Englishman.
The Scotsman replies, "that's ma deara cake".
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