I had a friend named Micheal who died of heart failure, caused by obesity. I'll always miss his street magician tricks he always used to preform for a living.

I was gonna tell...

But it was too cheesy.

Weird Sex

Computer sex: Oh, Oh, Oh, one, Oh, one, one, Oh, Oh.Kitty porn:...

Why does an...

Why does an [ethnic] man's eyes turn red after sex?...

What do Reddit...

They both have a reasonable voting cutoff of six months

Why does Bill...

To keep Hillary's chin warm!

Those nasty Scots

There was a Scotsman and was horny as hell and he saw this dog next to a...

Froggy Wishes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She...

Why does it take...

One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise.

How many polacks...

Just one dumbass.

What does a...

We are both a lawyer.