A Scotsman and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York. At the end of the evening the waiter came over
to present the check and a Scottish voice said " That's all right laddie just
gae the check to me ". The headlines in the local newspaper next day proclaimed
�Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death ".
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