I was having a couple of drinks in a London pub on a Saturday night. I noticed to very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's Wales, you idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
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