Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.
Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.
Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.
What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.
How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.
Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.
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