Roommate: Dude so I was making out with this chick at Scorps, at closing time she took me home. Everything was great, but then, of course I shit the bed.
Me: That sucks man, what happened? Did you fall asleep? Or say something to piss her off?
Roommate: No man... I literally shit in her bed, she asked me to leave......
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