Three men die in a car accident. They all go to heaven, and God asks the first one... "how faithful were you to your wife?" He says " I cheated only 4 times." God says aight. Not bad. You can have a Toyota corolla. Second guy same question, just once on a business trip. God is like ok that's great. Cadillac. Third dude...never...God says rolls royce. Two days later rolls Royce guy sitting on curb in tears. other dudes all like oh shit it's dat Boi wud up? Why u cry? He's replies. I seen my wife on razor scooter today.
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