Sciencey Joke...

These are one of the many jokes my grandfather tells me. Enjoy.


There is a bus conductor, with anger problems. He once got very angry and threw a passenger off of the bus, whom then got run over and died.

He got sentenced to death on the electric chair.

They asked him, "Any last requests?"

And he said "I'll have a kilogram of bananas and a bucket of sand, please."

These were his last requests, so they gave him a kilogram of bananas and a bucket of sand. He sat in the electric chair and they it turned on. Strangeley, he didn't die.

So they just decided to give him back his job and a warning.

But, a few weeks later, thd same thing happened. He threw a passenger off of the bus and they died. He went back to the electric chair, and they asked for his last requests.

"A kilogram of bananas and a bucket of sand, please."

Confused about why he wanted these things, they gave them to him. But, again, on the electric chair, he didn't die. So they asked him, "Tell us how you survived! Why didn't you die?"

And he said, "I don't know... I guess I'm just a bad conductor."


Hehe