Schoolchildren come to visit Lenin's widow, Nadezhda Krupskaya. The kids ask, Grandma Nadya, please tell us a story about Lenin.
Children, you should know about Lenin's great kindness, she says with eyes misty. I remember once when a group of kids came to visit Vladimir Ilyich while he was shaving. Please play with us, grandpa Lenin, the kids said. Fuck off, you little bastards - he told them. His eyes were so kind.
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