A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scotsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcoming her, she lifted the kilt, then let it go, "Oh, it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more!!!!!"
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