Saw this Islamic book shop today

So decided to have a look inside, almost immediately two men dressed in dresses came over and asked what I wanted,

I said 'Do you have a copy of the book on Great Britain's policy regarding deportation of immigrants?

One of the gentlemen said, "Fuck off get out and never come back", I said "yes, that's the one, how much?"

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