A guy and his fiance-to-be are in the zoo. Suddenly a big hairy orangutan
breaks loose from his cage and runs toward the couple. The guy flees and climbs
on the nearby tree. The girl is pleading to him:
- Save me! He is going to rape me!
- Now you tell *him*, today you don't want to, today you are on your
period...
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