A man tells his psychiatrist, "Honestly, I don't even know why I'm here. My wife says I need to see you just because I love sausages."
The psychiatrist replied sympathetically, "Well, I see nothing wrong with that. In fact, I love sausages, too!"
"Wow, awesome!" the man replied. "You ought to come over to my basement and see my collection, then. I have hundreds!"
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