Master of ceremonies announces:
— Ladies and gentlemen! Behold! The world-famous trio of acrobats!
Acrobats walk onto the ring. Voice from the audience:
— Acrobats? These are faggots, why the fuck else would they wear pantyhose like bitches.
Acrobats get offended, screw up and walk away.
Master of ceremonies announces:
— Ladies and gentlemen, behold! Clowns!
Clowns walk onto the ring. Voice from the audience:
— Clowns? These are faggots, why the fuck else would they wear makeup like bitches.
Same thing, clowns get mad and walk away.
Master of ceremonies announces:
— Ladies and gentlemen! Behold! A deadly stunt by the bravest man in the world, the 50-meter high jump into a slab of concrete face first!
Voice from the audience:
—Where the fuck are you dragging me, you faggots?!
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