So I was nailing this guy to a cross for blasphemy when Bartholomew decided he was going to take a brake from his typical wood work, when he relized he could have the people who are going to die do it for him with 3 times the production rate and no rations. The wood would make enough money to finally buy up the other distributors, via bribing the Romans to make them slaves. The romans...
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