Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. Listen to this, she said. There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. Hmmm, her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, Would you swap me for a season ticket? Absolutely not, he said. How sweet, Sarah said. Tell me why not. Season's more than half over, he said.