One day, a young women, who was 25, was standing at the edge of a bridge ready to jump. It was Christmas Eve. Then a man dressed in a Santa Claus outfit came up and asked "What's wrong?". She replied with "My husband died, I lost my job, I have no family, and I've run out of money." The man then said "Well I can give you all those things back". "How?" asked the girl. "I am Santa Claus" said the man, and I will give you all these things back if you do one this for me". "ANYTHING!" said the girl. "You must give me a blowjob". The girl agreed and she gave him a blowjob until he cummed. Then the man started to walk away. "What about my husband and everything else, aren't you going to fix them?". Then the man turned around and asked "How old are you again?". The girl said "twenty-five". there was a long pause... and then the man said "And you still believe in Santa Claus?"
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