Sam and Bessie were friends with benefits in their retirement community. One day, Sam and Bessie are sitting on the bench outside of the old folks' home. "Hey Bessie?" Sam asked. "Yeah, Sam?" Bessie replied. "Do you mind putting your hand on my penis?" He asked. "Sure," she said.
Two days later, Bessie comes out of the retirement home and sees Sam sitting on the bench with Sadie, with her hand on his dick. Upset, Bessie approaches Sam later.
"Is she prettier than me?" she asks. "No," he says.
"Is she smarter? Funnier?" she asks. "No," he replies.
"Then what does she have that I don't?" she asks. "Parkinson's," he says.
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